I just realized...

...that I am NOT gay.

Why, you ask?

I have NEVER eaten "brunch." I don't even really know what it is, i.e. the standard time of day it's serve, the kinds of foods it entails. And, based on my "real" gay friends, it appears that consumption of this so-called "hybrid" of breakfast and lunch is like, a prereq for graduation gay school.

Eenteresting.

In other news, it took me three trash bags and FOUR hours to clean my room from top to bottom yesterday. It still looks like shit, but everything sans wall stuff/electronics/clothing is ALREADY packed, so I feel good.

To class!

R