Fucking car

"I mean how many years do we have to keep Terri Schiavo on life support before we realize she's not getting better?" I asked my Dad as we drove to the Auto Parts Store to buy a new battery for my flailing car.

"Well, I would say forever," my pro-life father responded. "But the answer is apparently around fifteen."

"Right. And I am NOT going to support this bitch for eleven more years."